Spooky Storyteller Pillows

Long Lecture.

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

A ghost is at remedial school - 'OOB!'

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

"I see dead people!"

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

'Well, Frank, I've told you a hundred times to tighten your neck bolts, but do you ever listen? Nooo!'

'Well, of course you don't have to be afraid of the dark, silly...just the things lurking in it!'

Who'd have thought a mere candle up the rear would yield such a spectacular effect!

'They say on stormy nights, you can still hear Goldie screaming.'

"I'm afraid natural light is out of the question."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"I'd like to have children, but, you know, food allergies..."

Happy Halloween

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

Haunted New York

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

Dracula gets bitten by a mosquito

"Interesting story behind this one..."

Headless Self-Portrait

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Maybe Dracula wasn't the best one to try this new detergent."

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"Kill!"

A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.

"I'm delighted to let my beloved brother pass out presents to the good little boys and girls, so long as I can take care of the rest!"

A skeleton sits up in bed.

"Wait a second - you're not the Invisible Man. You're just three invisible kids in a trench coat."

'Boy, Jake, that is good! Now I wish I had dressed up scary-looking!'