Spooky Gifts

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Transylvania Weather Channel. Your Host: Igor. Great vampire weather as the sun sets early! As an added bonus, the moon will be full for all you werewolves... Patches of fog will make it delightful for scaring victims .....

This place makes me jumpy.

"It was a hot, humid night and he was floating around in the dark and didn't hear it!..."

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

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Dracula Flipping Frankenstein a Bat

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

No Guts. No Gory

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Home depot."

Out To Lurch

Ghost School.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Open House of Horrors

Welcome Ghost.

Punkins

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

Evil Villain.

Hallowe'en wake up call

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Headless Horserider uses a computer

Satan

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'