Spooky Mom Gifts

Baby's first horror movies

'One eye of newt or two?'

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Ghost School.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

"He's right―there is something under the bed!"

Classic Emojis for sale.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Evil Villain.

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'Been biting drunken bitches again, have we?'

"The Momfia"

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Mommy needs to get mad at you in a weird calm voice now."

"I want to make it with you."

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

This place makes me jumpy...

And I'll tell you another thing that bugs me, he sucks his teeth in his sleep!!

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Morgue.

"It was a hot, humid night and he was floating around in the dark and didn't hear it!..."

Listening Room - Enter At Your Own Risk.

Dracula Flipping Frankenstein a Bat

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."