Spooky Sibling Gifts

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Come dine with me!

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The Art Student.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Glastonbury. After.

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Polly txt speak

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

At the Museum

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Reach for the Star.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Thru versus Through Traffic