Geeky Sibling Gifts

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

Mac OS 20

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Michael Jackson.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Bathroom Fairy

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'My right brain isn't working.'

Lesser Known Historical Figures: The Steno at the First Thanksgiving Dinner.

"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

The Wolfman's Brother

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

Bad Parent Computers.

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Francis Bacon

Scanning documents

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

IT'S 10PM...DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR COMPUTER IS DOING?

"Why can't I give you a haircut?"

101 uses of a dead cat: ladder.

"I've brought you the worlds smallest phone, but here's the catch!"