Sibling Who Loves Gadgets Gifts

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

The cell phone soother for life.

Mac OS 20

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Michael Jackson.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Aww, his first mobile...'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Newborns on cell phones

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

'The guy at the door wants to know if we've all been saved?'

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Just between us...I only follow his tweets because he feeds me.

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Scanning documents

Bad Parent Computers.

Text our brother to let hm know dinner's ready...