Screen-loving Sibling Gifts

Newborns on cell phones

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Dog wearing a cone

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Chasebook

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

Separation

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Cat park"

Cat king.

"It's nice to be wanted."

Meow Power Demolition team.

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Olympics create interest in curling.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'