Entertainment-enthusiast Sibling Gifts

Dehydrated women calling for her soap operas

Mac OS 20

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Michael Jackson.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

Who are you?

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

Newborns on cell phones

Warhol Exhibit

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Junk Art

Sick Exhibitionist

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

Scanning documents

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."