Entertainment-enthusiast Sibling Gifts

Dehydrated women calling for her soap operas

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

PET THEORIES

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Who are you?

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

Warhol Exhibit

C'mon boy, speak! Speak!

"Take it from the beginning. Act One. 'Gypsy.' 'May We Entertain You?' And this time, Mrs. Ritterhouse, without the Baby June split."

Newborns on cell phones

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Junk Art

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Sick Exhibitionist

Picasso - Cooling Off Period

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

'Oh no ! I've crashed.'

Scanning documents

"Do not touch my screen! The moving finger smears, and having smeared moves on."

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Trump's thoughts on 9/11

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."

"Do you ever just stop and think about all the disgusting things there are to put in your mouth?"