Sibling Who Loves Technology Gifts

"I have a facebook page for each of my nine lives."

Mac OS 20

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Social Networking.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Child hooking into a television

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.