Friend Who Loves Technology Gifts

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Bring out yer books!'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Moon Lander

Current location

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

Unicorn in the Woods

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

"I must have completely lost track of time."

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

"Group Five May Now Board"