Tech-dependent Friend Gifts

"He's so used to his phone calculating his tip, he forgot how to do it himself. His phone died, so he's been sitting there for over an hour trying to figure it out."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

Man-mobile

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

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"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."