Tech-loving Friend Gifts

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

In the 1980s,drivers started to carry mobile phones.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mac OS 20

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Downloading Pregnancy

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

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"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"