Tech-loving Friend Pillows

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

In the 1980s,drivers started to carry mobile phones.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Downloading Pregnancy

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Billy, we don't need to feed that vacuum robot."

"How come they don't make clouds in high definition?"

"Oh, honey, you’ve got two croutons caught in your beard, and … is that an iPod Nano?!"

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones