Tech-savvy Friend Pillows

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'

Identity Theft.

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'It's not encryption software. His emails are just that incoherent.'

"Mom, tell me again about the times you didn't have to tap 'Add' when you made a new friend."

"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."

Zoom chat

Status update...

"He just called without texting first. How can he be 23 and still not know how a phone works?"

'Notice that in the digital age, nobody carries family photos anymore? Luckily, I always keep CDs and a laptop handy.'

Missing the human touch.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays the E-Mailman from the swift completion of his appointed rounds.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Broken Doorbell - Please Text or Email.

Graduation Day at Drone School

Forgot My Mother's Maiden Name

Please find the money I owe you attached to this e-mail.

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"No wonder you're exhausted. You are manually dialing your phone numbers. I programmed them in for you."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

The Selfie of Dorian Gray

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

"Hello Auntie Maureen... Hello whoever's monitoring the call."

"This is silly, love. All this fuss because your mobile phone died."

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

"He's the social media member who chooses to remain anonymous."

New to selfies? Pick a style!

"Should I hit 'CROSS' or 'LIKE'?"

"Today we'll reverse roles. I'll provide information - you'll make decisions."

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

'We have to act Your Majesty: The workers spend their time playing with their phones instead of working...'

Computer Page - Facethemusicbook

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."