Friend Who Loves Technology Pillows

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Mac OS 20

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Bring out yer books!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Moon Lander

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Current location

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Unicorn in the Woods

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

"I must have completely lost track of time."

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Vicar - Virtuous Reality

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

"Bandit is very sorry about your expensive drone and wants to say it will never happen again."