Tech-obsessed Friends Pillows

"My cellphone needs charging. Do you mind if I unplug your life support?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mac OS 20

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Selfie Stick

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

cuPad

Europa takes a selfie

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

We don't have wi-fi.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

The Joy Of Txt...

"Romance"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

Recycling bin for iPads.

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?