Tech-obsessed Friends Gifts

"My cellphone needs charging. Do you mind if I unplug your life support?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Selfie Stick

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

cuPad

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"So, how's your scary movie?"

We don't have wi-fi.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Europa takes a selfie

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Romance"

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."