Tech-obsessed Gifts

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Digital Childhoods

We don't have wi-fi.

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

The Selfie

'Bring out yer books!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Early Learning Today

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"