Tech-obsessed Pillows

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

Digital Childhoods

We don't have wi-fi.

At a 12 step program for overcoming cell phone addiction.

"No...his mobile network has gone down."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

The Selfie

'Bring out yer books!'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.