Friend Who Loves Gadgets Gifts

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This isn't Dublin. It's not even Ireland. Repeat after me, dear: 'I'll never buy a second-hand sat nav as a bargain again.'"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Robot surgery.

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"It's the new self-driving model."

"We've made significant progress in T-shirt cannon technology."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Automatic swing machine

"Home is where the WiFi is."