Tech-savvy Amigos Pillows

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Does the ark have wifi?"

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'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"