Tech-savvy Amigos Mugs

"Aren't you kids supposed to say 'Trick or Treat'? Hey. I'm talking to you. Hello?"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

cuPad

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

The Joy Of Txt...

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

Recycling bin for iPads.

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

Pomeroy is terrified somebody will break into his files. A real case of "hackrophobia"!

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"