Tech-dependent Friend Prints

"He's so used to his phone calculating his tip, he forgot how to do it himself. His phone died, so he's been sitting there for over an hour trying to figure it out."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mac OS 20

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Noooooooooooo!"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

Man-mobile

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

Recycling bin for iPads.

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

Pomeroy is terrified somebody will break into his files. A real case of "hackrophobia"!

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

I want you to turn off your computer, get off your butt, and lose some of that bandwidth.

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

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