Tech-timid Friend Prints

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mac OS 20

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

The Smartass Phone

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Recycling bin for iPads.

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

New to selfies? Pick a style!

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

Pomeroy is terrified somebody will break into his files. A real case of "hackrophobia"!

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

Graduation Day at Drone School

"Aren't you kids supposed to say 'Trick or Treat'? Hey. I'm talking to you. Hello?"

Missing the human touch.

My digital assistant device hears things in my house and then targeted ads are sent to me, but it seems like there are still some bugs in the system. I can explain it, Frank, you're always talking about golf. The device hears "tee" and get ads for "tea." When the golf pros are on TV I get ads for cars and pet shopts. That's because the device repeatedly hears "long drive" and "birdie." Then when I talk about my playing golf, I get ads for knives and fishing equipment. Of course! The devi

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.