Tech-timid Friend Prints

'Open up Clayton, you knew it was inevitable.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."

"You have the right to one phone call, or one cell phone call, or one pager call, or one e-mail!"

New to selfies? Pick a style!

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

"In my experience, there's nothing good at the end of a trail like this."

'I'm sending you a text. . .how did people talk before sms messaging?'

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

Missing the human touch.

Graduation Day at Drone School

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

'Be careful! It could be a phishing mail!'