Tech-savvy Friends Prints

'Facebook knows me better than you do.'

Careful - Ginger left the sniffing app open, and it shared her scent with everyone.

Shellfie

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

OMG

'They carry a device to share images of furry creatures and get into virtual arguments with strangers.'

'Oh no, not another tweet!'

Need Internet To Manage My Bitcoins

"Hi, my name is Brian, and I have a tweeting disorder."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Mac OS 20

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Re-Opening of Schools

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

cuPad

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Virtual Beach

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"This chasing stick app makes things so much easier."

The Joy Of Txt...

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

Recycling bin for iPads.

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

I'm bored and broke. My gadgets seem old and outdated. I can't buy anything new. I can't work because the economy stinks. I'll just die of boredom. Hold on. Surely you can think of some other exciting and self-destructive activity to distract you from facing your real problems. Ooh, my inside voice has an idea. What's Darlene up to?

"My phone won't fold but the manufacturer did."

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."