Tech-savvy Brother Gifts

Ted never left anything to chance. His computer passwords were all 99 random characters long. . .

Mac OS 20

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Virtual Beach

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Mom, I need a push.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"