Literature-loving Sibling Gifts

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog wearing a cone

Isabel Allende

'Out, damned Spot.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Separation

Cat king.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

A Truism's Journey

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Warhol Exhibit

Newborns on cell phones

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'I'm reading at my grade level, but it turns out there's just no great literature written a my grade level.'

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"I don't know what it is, but he's running from something."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."