Literature-loving Sibling Gifts

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Isabel Allende

Dog wearing a cone

'Out, damned Spot.'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Separation

Cat king.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"It's nice to be wanted."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

A Truism's Journey

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."

Noah's Ark Book Shop has two doggie doors.

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

Newborns on cell phones

Warhol Exhibit

'My hamster fell asleep at the wheel!'

A window is the popular exhibit at an art gallery.

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"I know it's only a thumbnail sketch, but I quite like it!"

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

Isaac Newton...stumped.

'I'm reading at my grade level, but it turns out there's just no great literature written a my grade level.'

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

"I don't know what it is, but he's running from something."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."