Book-loving Sibling Gifts

'Two idiots don't make a good gift!'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Christmas Pets

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Isabel Allende

Dog wearing a cone

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Cat king.

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"It's nice to be wanted."

Meow Power Demolition team.

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Good dog!'