Baby Bibliophile Gifts

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

Literary Canines.

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Litterary Dogs.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

A man and his dog both reading.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Nevermore."

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Dummies for Dummies.

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm taking you off sleeping pills and putting you on Proust."