Baby Book Clubber Gifts

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Sue the Author 3PM

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Bouncing baby

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

Dummies for Dummies.

"You'll never believe who's here."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

Axel, I notice you read a lot of highbrow books

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

My child is a genius.

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Henry James

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

Joseph Furphy and Miles Franklin.

I love how this writer revels in romantic passion. And defends challenging boyfriends. She embraces passion even if hearts are broken. She got my heart racing! How was your book? Boring. You wouldn't like it.