Baby Bookworm Gifts

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

Dummies for Dummies.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The DaVinci Code

The Bookworm

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

No-Work Orange

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Television Readers.

Blue Stockings

Honoré de Balzac

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'