Little Bookworm Gifts

'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

'I didn't want to peak too soon.'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'Did you know they have that book on video?'

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

"To be or not to be."

'I've been outside all day! Now... the REAL fun begins!'

"You can't kick me there! According to my Gray's Anatomy I don't have anything called a 'keister'!"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Bookworm

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

No-Work Orange

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Television Readers.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Honoré de Balzac