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'He's into Proust as only a child can be.'

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'We're very proud of our little Charlie. His reading is far in advance of his chronological age....'

'I didn't want to peak too soon.'

'I can't remember the title, but it began, 'Once upon a time'...'

'Did you know they have that book on video?'

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

"To be or not to be."

'I've been outside all day! Now... the REAL fun begins!'

"You can't kick me there! According to my Gray's Anatomy I don't have anything called a 'keister'!"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

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Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The DaVinci Code

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Edgar Allen Poe

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Television Readers.

Honoré de Balzac

No-Work Orange

Blue Stockings

Jean-Paul Sartre