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"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"No, thanks. Reading is my escape."

Novel, Novella, Novellette, Novellini

Man's book: '100 Years of Solitude'; Dog's book: '700 Years of Solitude'

Women who Read Too Much

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

Everything you need to know about the law...and then some.

1907: An unfortunate mis-print ruins Baden-Powell's first book launch.

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"Let's play hide-and-I-read-my-book."

"Holy cow! What kind of crazy people used to live here anyway?"

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

"I got you a book on perspective."

Well la de da. . .

"I hope you all brought books to read."

Feed me

"I don't know where you find the time to arrange all the books so nicely on shelves."

Poet's Corner

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Information

''How To Do Well In School Without Studying' is over there in the fiction section.'

'My objective is to have each student become more insightful, compassionate, introspective and empathetic. In your case I will settle for quiet.'

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

'If reading books is so important, how come you never see people on TELEVISION doing it?'

Woman impulsively buying a book about how to stop impulse buying.

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

'I never heard of anyone pulling a muscle while thinking.'

Man searching for book in sections entitled 'Do it yourself' and 'Get someone else to do it.'

"It's National Poetry Month, Marion, and by God we're gonna read some poetry."

Library shelf signs: 'Factual and Fiction. . .Stretching the truth and Outright lies'

"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"

Man looking at book in a library 'This page is still under construction'

Librarian: 'Who is putting all the Math books in the Horror section?'

'I don't want to burst any bubbles, but I'm guessing it's a typo.'