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'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'Oh great, this book's in cow.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Anti-social Sciences

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'So you're saying your autobiography has eight sequels?'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"It's a book."

The New Normal Literature.

Man reading book on body language hisses at a woman.

'At least you could talk to me while I sew...'

Caveman reading book, 'Eat it and Look for More'.

"Not now, dear, I'm reading."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

Geoffrey Chaucer

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

Books versus TV.

'It's an interesting invention, but it will never replace the cave wall.'

'I was always told to write about what I know.'

'Well, I'll sign your kindle version if you want me to, but won't that ruin the viewing area?'

'Do you have any books by writers?'

Jorge Luis Borges

I almost hate to ask, but where did you get the book?'

Snowman looks at woman through window.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"We'd consider publication if you'd consider cosmetic surgery."

Thomas Keneally

A bee reads a horror story.

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'Someone's been sitting in Papa's chair. . .'

"Your manuscript is amazing. And I'm not saying that just because you're the son of our CEO."

"I think, therefore I can."

American Dream/Woke