Bookworms Gifts

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'Oh great, this book's in cow.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Anti-social Sciences

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

'So you're saying your autobiography has eight sequels?'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

"It's a book."

The New Normal Literature.

Man reading book on body language hisses at a woman.

'At least you could talk to me while I sew...'

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

Books versus TV.

'I was always told to write about what I know.'

Caveman reading book, 'Eat it and Look for More'.

Geoffrey Chaucer

'Do you have any books by writers?'

'It's an interesting invention, but it will never replace the cave wall.'

American Dream/Woke

"I think, therefore I can."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

A bee reads a horror story.

Thomas Keneally

"We'd consider publication if you'd consider cosmetic surgery."

Comma Sutra

"That'll be twenty dollars for the new pull-starter on your lawn mower, and two hundred for the overhaul of the trial scene in your mystery novel."

Boring Bedtime Stories.

"It's a romance novel. Quit analysing it!"

Jorge Luis Borges

I almost hate to ask, but where did you get the book?'

Snowman looks at woman through window.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Do you sell 'food'?"