Book Worm Gifts

Surrounded by books.

Characters jumping out of a book.

'It's so unfair! Why do people always take out the good books?'

'I'm interested mainly in 'escape fiction'.'

'Sales of our diet books ahve gone through the roof since we made them edible!'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

Ivan Krylov

Trump's failed attempts to stop the publishing of Wolff's book.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The DaVinci Code

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Television Readers.

Honoré de Balzac

Blue Stockings