Bookworm (aspiring) T-Shirts

I can't read but I have excellent Television viewing skills

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Bookworm

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The DaVinci Code

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Blue Stockings

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.