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Reading For Dummies.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Book Worm

Childhood

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Floods

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

'Meet the author's blog.'

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

'Teddy's asleep, Mom. But I'll need two more chapters.'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

Beach days.

Yeah, I believe in a creator, but I'm not so sure about intelligent design. Epic Tale by Donna Doolil. Bob's Hat. A novel by Joe Poolz.

'He's a good guide but it's hard to keep him focused.'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"Perhaps we should start reading books about having a child."

'Frank! That's not a napkin!'