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Book barn: now with 50% less irony

"Not 'Dubliners' again?!!"

What you don't know can hurt you --- Jennifer just slugged me with her algebra book.

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Eternal Student.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

The DaVinci Code

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Bookworm

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Jean-Paul Sartre

No-Work Orange

Television Readers.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Honoré de Balzac

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'