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The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Visual Gag Fiction Nun-fiction nuns in a nunnery library choosing and reading books for nuns

Friedrich Schiller

Beyond Dante

"So what books don't you get around to reading?"

"For the next meeting of our book club, we really need more books."

"My new treasure chest!"

"This book is months overdue. I'm afraid there's a huge fine to pay on it."

Literary Advice

Herbert Wells

The Bookworm Turns

Moby Dick Trophy

'Have you got the book 'The end of the world'?'

The Great Canadian Novel

Three things you need in life. . .Dogs, wine & books.

The Hound of the D'urbervilles.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'This is an excellent article about your life in the forest, Mr......uh....Miss Herman, would you please bring me an oil can?'

Woman at bookshop counter says: 'The Political Memoirs Wing is through there.'

Charles Dickens.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Meet the reader. I loved the way you read my first two books!

"Impressed? Don't be. I also read trash."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Hang on, last page."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It's a novel about interest rates."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."