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"A book is kind of like a paper Kindle."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Da Vinci Cod

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Trivia/Great Literature.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Small child checks out a book.

Childhood

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.