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'I've read every one of them.'

Clearance.

Success Without Effort

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'He's not that clever. You can see his lips move.'

'Actually, sir, almost everything is on the restricted shelf.'

How to show some hustle.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

K9 Literati

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Trivia/Great Literature.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

The book is so much better than the film..

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.