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Feline Facts: Cats are responsible for 67.3% of all adult illiteracy.

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

'Where do you keep the books on paranoia?', 'Who wants to know?'

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Man sitting in bed reading a very small book underneath a lamp on the bedside table next to him.

Want to try out the new e-reader? Of course. What brand? My own. it's called the Yodel. Huh? Whenever people walk by you, it announces the book you're reading. Watch. Seven Habits of Highly Successful People. I'm listening.

'Please answer the question and stop saying you can read about it in your book.'

For whom the net descends.

"Are you sure you want that, sir? - You don't really look like the Walt Whitman type."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The DaVinci Code

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

No-Work Orange

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Television Readers.

Honoré de Balzac

Blue Stockings