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CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Isabel Allende

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Trivia/Great Literature.

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

'I'm afraid there is no Book of Loophole.'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

EAT HAY LOVE One Horse's Search for Everything

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

"It's a book about how to ask for a raise, '50 shades of Pay'."

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Success Without Effort

The Joy of Sioux

How to show some hustle.

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

'Actually, sir, almost everything is on the restricted shelf.'

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Bucky's allegory.

Clearance.

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

Real Life Bookshop.

"Do you have any immature reading?"