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Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

F&E Diner. He was eating a burger and spilled on his book. He just thought it was time to ketchup on his reading!

You're blinking wrong...

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Home Sweet Home

Multi-Generational Books

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Lord George brings news of the debate

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Jorge Luis Borges

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Thomas Keneally

Trivia/Great Literature.

In my day, they didn

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."