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Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Da Vinci Cod

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Book Worm

Small child checks out a book.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

The book is so much better than the film..

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

Lowbrow Lolita

Reading in the rain.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"