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Big Bang Theory.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Book Worm

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

Small child checks out a book.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

The book is so much better than the film..

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

Reading in the rain.

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Lowbrow Lolita

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Pastoring for Dummies

The Colonel at home.