Aspiring Bookworm Mugs

Reading For Dummies.

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

Book Worm

Childhood

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

Floods

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. You know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

'These days my approach is to start with the Booker Prize acceptance speech and work backwards...'

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

'Meet the author's blog.'

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

1984: 'I don't know -- probably some historical novel.'

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Sleep on it. That's your answer to everything.'

"Did you just say Michael Pollan? Oh my god, I love Michael Pollan!"

'Teddy's asleep, Mom. But I'll need two more chapters.'

"Your son is quite the little bookworm."

Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

Beach days.

"Well, there goes my unread summer reading list, flying south for the winter."

'He's a good guide but it's hard to keep him focused.'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

'Frank! That's not a napkin!'

"Perhaps we should start reading books about having a child."

I can't read but I have excellent Television viewing skills