Baby Book Clubber Pillows

"I don't know about you, but I couldn't wait to get back to our book club."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Sue the Author 3PM

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Bouncing baby

'Oooh. By Emily Bronte. A very controversial book...Cruelty! Passion! Death! Risky territory for a woman author in the 1800s.'

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Dummies for Dummies.

"You'll never believe who's here."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

Joseph Furphy and Miles Franklin.

The Book Club

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."