Book-loving Sibling Mugs

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Dog wearing a cone

Christmas Pets

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Isabel Allende

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

Chasebook

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Separation

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Cat king.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's nice to be wanted."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Good dog!'

'He took a fetching class.'

'We're not following the poodle home.'